bedsh1tting sequel!
every bestseller deserves a sequel. so here is the sequel to the bedsh1tting boss.

about a year after the rancid incident (if i were clever enough to put a link to the post i would, but then i wouldn't wish reading it on any of you. in summary: my then boyf shit the bed. with me in it), i was cleaning the bedsh1tter's kitchen because he didn't believe in things like washing up or mopping floors.

bending down to peel something unidentified and sticky off the floor, i found a letter from his mother also stuck to the floor. it was folded up so i only saw the first half (i do have some limits!) but of course if you can read, you see and you understand.

it was a letter from his mother bollocking him for shitting the bed and leaving it "smeared all over the sheets" and "all over that disgusting towel [she] found in the garage". the worst thing was that in huge red capital underlined letters, she'd written "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN A YEAR".

the man was 35 years old!!! and he'd shat the bed at least 4 times in 12 months?

it was over very shortly after that. i'd almost feel sorry for his new nazi slutwhore of a german girlfriend, but i've seen her bedding (in fact, i've had sex on it) and you wouldn't really be able to tell he'd done it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 12:40, Reply)