Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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I was working as a cleaner........In a local infant school. One of those nasty jobs you have to take when you've got no other work experience and you need cash to get drunk like any normal teenager.
One particular day, just after lunch I was sent off to go and clean the lavvies as was the norm. Now, I don't know what they'd been feeding the little buggers for lunch, but there was shit everywhere as soon as I entered the door.... up the walls, all over the floor, virtually filling the pan. It was explosive. Pretty much like every single child had developed stomach cramps and pebbledashed the toilets. There were all the colours of the brown rainbow.
It took me a whole two hours to clean up and stank of shit and bleach. I'll never forget my personal experience of other people's dia.... hang on... I've misread that haven't I....
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 14:53,
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