Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Not My Brothers KeeperMy brother kept a diary in the early 90's. At the time he was seeing some average chunky goth girl. When he was out, I popped into his room to find this book in there. A typical entry would read "Good shag. O, 69, etc. Spunked in her. Kicked her out and went to work." Charming. No wonder she dumped him. Following entries, when he was unemployed, would read.. "Got up at 11... had 6 hour wank, stopped because people would be coming back from work."
Later on, he hacked into my email account because an ex had asked him to. Unsurprisingly, the fact that someone may have a boyfriend (even if that boyfriend happens to be his own brother), is no impediment to him trying to get them to go to bed with him.
Luckily, he's the Evil Twin.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 10:00, Reply)
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