Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Dairies eh?My Uncle Bill runs a cracking Dairy in St.helens, he employs twelve other Milk-persons, who do a bloody good job.
He get's up at 3AM and says he isn't human unless he's had three cups of coffee.
Being a milkman, he is also the proud father of 3,840 Children.
He once took me on a tour of his dairy and I discovered his milk churner (!)
Since the pedestrianisation of the rear end of St.helens (behind the town hall), one of the said milk-persons had to quit his job, due to his round now taking four days instead of the typical two hours. This is due to the bloody one way system. .
In my uncles Dairy, there are no less than 100,000,0000,0000,0000,0000,000000 milk bottles at any one time.
Dairy's are brilliant!
* oh wait... Diaries...
(, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 11:03, Reply)
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