Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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i schoolmate and i...once managed to crack into a fellow schoolmates e-mail account. the twat that he was meant that is was quite easy as it was his fat ugly girlfriends name.
after browsing for a second or two we came across this little beauty he had sent to the afore-mentioned girlfriend:
"hey babe, i missed you this morning. thanks for the pussy cob last night...wink wink."
ive never felt so ill...ive also never felt so guilty at making "cob" gags for the rest of the year and telling our film studies tutor who found it even funnier than we did.
(, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 20:37, Reply)
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