Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Mobile Phone RepairI work in a mobile phone shop, and we had this guy bring in his camera phone for repair. It wasn't powering on due to "water damage". We managed to clear it up and, naturally, checked out the videos.
We then saw what we thought was a cheap porn video. Turns out it was him filming his missus playing with herself. When she finally came, she shot her load right on the phone. She even said the words, "it's gone on your phone," to which the deviant customer replied, "don't matter... carry on..."
So, yes. It smelt like lady juice. And that's what fucked your phone up, pal. Not "water".
(, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 13:53, Reply)
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