well......
the bedsh1tter's secretary used to forward his emails about me, to me. and about anyone else he'd shagged and lied about.

then i had to work out how to get it out of him without dropping her in it.

he probably still thinks i am psychic.

and because i created his hotmail account for him (inept computer illiterate twat that he was), i could read that if i was so inclined. he used to email his korean "girlfriend" from there, and the emails were tragically sad. things like "i love you like curry and i wanna be mrs bedsh1tter" and "i wish i'm with u and take care" whilst he would put things like "i got bitten by a dog on holiday. you're sexy. woof woof!"

hmmmm, almost as sad as reading them, which is why i stopped.

btw, i wouldn't criticise anyone else for posting, if i don't like it i skip it, and b3ta is only there to make people laugh at the end of the day. but sadder than any of above has got to be counting how many times you made the "best of" page....... come on, man you're funnier than that!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 14:07, Reply)