Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Are we allowed to post off topic?Cool, fuck it then.
Does a Cisco Pix count as a diary?
When I worked in the NHS in the Peoples Republic we bought a shiny new Cisco firewall. Within a day of setting our trap we had loads of "inapropriate" content to sift through.
One gentlemen in particular I hold responsible for robbing me of any last vestiges of shockability I might of had. Hell, I didn't even know such things existed until I turned 30.
Here's the jist of the email toing and froing:
"Mike, are you out tonight?"
"I can't, I am still bleeding. I have been to the doctors today and he says it will be about a week"
"Why? are you hurt?"
"No, my partner was fisting me. I can take it up to the wrist now and he is training me to take more"
Mikey liked to lay on a plastic sheet, be tickled with a feather then have a hairy arsed biker attempt to recover his car keys from no mans land.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 18:43, Reply)
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