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Never read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.

So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?

(, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Perils of misinterpretation
I found my mum's diary under a floorboard in her bedroom and had a look at the most recent entry:

"I've never experienced such a massive dong. When he slotted it into my apex, it filled up the space entirely. I pulled on his length and we went like the clappers until my ears were ringing...."

Smut? No, my mum manufactures bells for churches and she'd been atending a campanologists' meeting. Doh!
(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 9:26, closed)

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