Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Other People's old phonesDropped my [cell]phone in Lemonade so borrowed a woman at work's ye olde Nokia one until mine got replaced. Bored on the bus home, flicking through the message folders. On the old Nokias you could save messages in any folder. As i browsed through the Templates ('i will be home at' etc. etc.), i found this. This happened last week and i've shown a lot of people.
'Just woke up and cant sleep and thought about slowly pulling down my knickers, kissing my nipples and then brushing your lips over my fanny, pushing my legs apart so you can lick and tease me until im begging you to fuck me. But im going to slide my hands down front of your jeans to feel how hard you a*some text missing*'
Wonder what the some text missing might've been.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 16:14, Reply)
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