Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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email monitoringMy company runs auto checks on all outgoing and incoming email, scanning for expletives and key words like 'sex' and 'porn' etc. Recently I was called into the manager's office and presented with the following email I'd sent:
"Hi,
I popped out to that Palestinian supermarket, 'INTIFADA' is it called? Anyway, I BOMBed down there on my bike and almost hit a guy near the ALLAH takeaway. I was so mad I could have had a JIHAD, I'm telling you. It's just SUICIDE BOMBING along on my bike like that. There was a KID NAPping outside the shop and I propped my bike beside him.
"You know that the guy who works at the INTIFADA looks just like BIN LADEN? I joked with him about it and he gave me a free jazz mag. "It's EXPLOSIVE stuff," he said. He was right: there were some top shots on pages 9/11 and 23. I wouldn't be surprised if the WORLD TRADE in pron CENTERed on that shop."
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I am writing this from Paddington Green police station and a man with an American accent is fitting me for an orange suit.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:55, Reply)
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