Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Not a diary as suchbut involves a woman and masturbating so will get votes.
My mother has an irritating habit of cleaning up my stuff whenever she visits. (I LIKE THE FUCKING MESS. IF IT BOTHERED ME I WOULD CLEAN IT UP.) After she left from her last visit I found my bed made, my fluffy pink elephant I've had ever since I was one propped up on the pillows, and my big black shiny vibrator clutched in its little pink arms.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:36, Reply)
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