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This is a question My Biggest Disappointment

Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."

Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.

What's disappointed you lot?
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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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At the moment
my lunch. My temporary housemate and I are on our way out shortly to see Narnia so I made myself a quick plate of chips and mayonnaise, that I have been craving for some time.

The chips were soft and soggy like Stalker Boy's tie (he used to chew it) and the mayonnaise was rancid; had a strange backtaste to it*. I knew I should have had spaghetti on toast, or ramen. You can never go wrong with ramen.

I'm sure I'll think of something better later.

* and yes, I AM sure it was mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:30, 9 replies)
Are you really, really sure?
Just because it came out of the mayonaise jar, doesn't make it mayo...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)
We-ell...
it was sealed when I bought it, and we're just two girlies in this house but I agree, that doesn't necessarily make it mayo...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)
Er...
*runs out of Hellmans factory, naked, laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:35, closed)
you sure
it wasn't some weird eastern european mayo, also known as Tatarska Omacka? that took me a while to get used to. Although never ask for Tatarska in Brno, it tends to be immensely impure. and makes the street vendor sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:38, closed)
@ vitamin c
Nope, bog-standard Hellmans Light (I know it's a lie, but it makes me feel better about having mayo) but that sounds... special. A bit like burger bar special sauce. "We need more secret sauce - put this mayonnaise in the sun".
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:42, closed)
A kebab shop in the town I went to school in
Was closed down because the health inspectors found a quantity of pubic hair.

In the Burger Sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:44, closed)
@Kaol
Sounds like umpteen urban legends.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:45, closed)
Looks like I'm the first to ask
What the hell is ramen?
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:09, closed)
Ramen
= noodle doodles
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 10:35, closed)

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