Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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I would never have super powers.
Fucking gutted.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 19:03, 4 replies)
I came out (woof) of seeing Superman the Movie and being convinced that I could run really fucking fast... Not as fast, as it transpired, as a Robin Reliant.
Same with the god-awful Spider-Man TV series in the seventies. They edited episodes together and released them as movies in UK cinemas. My wall-crawling ability resembled me trying to dry-hump various brick walls in Berwick upon Tweed.
I don't turn green when I get angry either.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)
You do know how to make a girl blush.
*giggles*
You sexual creature you.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 10:20, closed)
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