My Biggest Disappointment
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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The Matrix
I avoided it for ages, "Yeah yeah some crappy movie about a fake reality whatever its probably crap"
Then one day I was dragged to the afternoon showing in Redruth for only 3 quid.
It changed my life it was amazing I spent the next few months jumping off walls and kicking my brother in the head, I bought a coat just like Neo's awesome coat. I was severely beeten by my father when I cut the arms of my glasses in DT class to be like morpheous, my life was complete, I discovered myself, I stopped being a spotty computer geek and became a cyberpunk spotty computer geek but I was suddenly popular. People wanted to be my friend because I knew how to make their computers do funky things and I was one of the first in my class to get the Internet. I was nearly expelled from school for refusing to remove the cyberpunk clothing that went against the uniform policy. I met life long friends, chose my career, met my wife and learned kung fu all because of that movie.
Then Matrix Reloaded came out.
Bugger.
Neo's now a cassock wearing, superman wannabee nonce.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 10:42, 1 reply)
I avoided it for ages, "Yeah yeah some crappy movie about a fake reality whatever its probably crap"
Then one day I was dragged to the afternoon showing in Redruth for only 3 quid.
It changed my life it was amazing I spent the next few months jumping off walls and kicking my brother in the head, I bought a coat just like Neo's awesome coat. I was severely beeten by my father when I cut the arms of my glasses in DT class to be like morpheous, my life was complete, I discovered myself, I stopped being a spotty computer geek and became a cyberpunk spotty computer geek but I was suddenly popular. People wanted to be my friend because I knew how to make their computers do funky things and I was one of the first in my class to get the Internet. I was nearly expelled from school for refusing to remove the cyberpunk clothing that went against the uniform policy. I met life long friends, chose my career, met my wife and learned kung fu all because of that movie.
Then Matrix Reloaded came out.
Bugger.
Neo's now a cassock wearing, superman wannabee nonce.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 10:42, 1 reply)
Excellent!
Totally agree. The first matrix just blew my mind. Then it just went crap.
Well, I say crap. It was a good story and the other two were good movies. But It just went different to how I thought it would.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:21, closed)
Totally agree. The first matrix just blew my mind. Then it just went crap.
Well, I say crap. It was a good story and the other two were good movies. But It just went different to how I thought it would.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:21, closed)
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