My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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GirlsOh yes. Girls. Bit of an obvious one, but, y'know... I was promised so much:
- Someone to share ever lasting love and companionship
- Someone to support in times of need, and visa versa
- Someone to whom I could pour my heart out to without fear of ridicule
- Someone to snuggle up to in the middle of the night
- Someone to share my deepest, darkest secrets with
- Someone to lavish with presents and attention
- Someone I could come home to after a long day
- Someone to share new experiences with
- Someone to snuggle up to on the sofa, watching appallingly bad movies
- Someone to go to dinner with, the cinema, the theatre even...
- And, last but not least, someone for... er... sexy time.
And, surprsingly, this I did get - eventually. It took a lot of "duds" before I finally found someone who fulfilled all I could want in a girly girl (2 of these duds can be found www.b3ta.com/questions/pleasereleaseme/post169593 and www.b3ta.com/questions/stalked/post119130).
However, no one warned me about the borderline psychotic episodes that occur for 5-7 days a month.
I might as well turn bloody gay.
... any offers? ;O)
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Matoosh would rather like a biscuit, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:23,
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sorrymy arse is outgoing calls only im afraid
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:39, closed)
Gay men can be just as bad ...Except my boyfriend, who is LUSH!
- Someone to share ever lasting love and companionship Yup
- Someone to support in times of need, and visa versa Yup
- Someone to whom I could pour my heart out to without fear of ridicule Yup
- Someone to snuggle up to in the middle of the night Yup - the delights of spooning
- Someone to share my deepest, darkest secrets with Yup
- Someone to lavish with presents and attention Yup
- Someone I could come home to after a long day Yup
- Someone to share new experiences with Yup
- Someone to snuggle up to on the sofa, watching appallingly bad movies Yup
- Someone to go to dinner with, the cinema, the theatre even... Yup - Even musicals
- And, last but not least, someone for... er... sexy time. Yup oh YUP oh yup yup yup
Apologies if this makes you want to turn gay, but he's spoken for, so you'll have to find your own...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)
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