My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Money For Nothing…A wee while ago…when I was particularly strapped for cash, I heard that baldy belmer Martin Lewis (The ‘Money Saving Expert’ cuntsnot from Friday afternoons on Radio 2) say the following:
“Make shitloads of cash from doing surveys online! You can earn a few hundred pounds a month simply by answering a couple of easy questions for a few minutes a day! – It’s so easy! Companies want your opinion so badly that they’re queuing up to pay you big wads of dosh to help with their market research. Etc etc blah-fucking-bullshitty-blah”
Because I was desperate, lazy and as thick as a Welshman’s cock, I believed him. I gave it a go.
Guess what happened next?
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Yup – suffice to say, after Christ-knows how long filling in forms, applying for multitudes of survey companies, getting endless promises, bombarded by popups, spam and phone calls to my house from Market Research companies after all my details were spread out over t’interweb wider than a slapper’s legs over a grubby spunk-stained mattress; and spending hours doing 75% of surveys to be hoofed out for ‘not qualifying with the demographic’. (No matter how much I lied: ‘Oh yes I am a 75 year old Asian man who has erectile dysfunction etc’)…
I totalled nowt. Not one.single.fuckspacking.penny.
What do I have to do in this world to get flipping great wadges of cash for bugger all?
It’s not too much to ask is it?
Oh.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:44,
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Thick as a Welshman's cock...I sooo like that!
However, Martin Lewis generally does give some good advice. The trouble is, saving money is often so much bloody hassle.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 11:51,
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Surveys are crap for making moneyI agree. Well, most of them anyway. YouGov aren't too bad, their surveys are short but interesting, and you hear about them on the news.
If you're interested in signing up with them - Have a look on my profile as I've got a referral link on there (didn't think it was polite to post it here.)
However, if you want to make some decent money then Gaz me and I'll tell you about Matched Betting (which despite the name, is not gambling - honest!)
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:43,
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