My Biggest Disappointment
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Adverts that lied to me as a child
I remember thinking that sub-par Disney Sci-Fi The Black Hole was just the greatest thing EVAH when I was a nipper. Imagine my joy when I found out you could buy a toy of the little hovering robot, VINCENT, from it.
Now imagine my disappointment one Christmas morn when I discovered that, contrary to how it appeared in the TV advert, the bastard thing didn't actually hover of its own accord, what with that technology not actually existing in the early 1980's. Or now, for that matter.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:23, 3 replies)
I remember thinking that sub-par Disney Sci-Fi The Black Hole was just the greatest thing EVAH when I was a nipper. Imagine my joy when I found out you could buy a toy of the little hovering robot, VINCENT, from it.
Now imagine my disappointment one Christmas morn when I discovered that, contrary to how it appeared in the TV advert, the bastard thing didn't actually hover of its own accord, what with that technology not actually existing in the early 1980's. Or now, for that matter.
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:23, 3 replies)
god
flashbacks - you've just reminded me of my "she-ra" doll when i was about 6. i was breathless with anticipation, wondering how it changed from princess to superwoman when i said "for the honour of greyskull" or whatever it was... and in the cartoon you never saw her change back. how did that happen? how??
i was quivering with excitement when i opened the package.
yeah, so there are plastic accessories that you just pull off the doll yourself...
i was devastated!
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)
flashbacks - you've just reminded me of my "she-ra" doll when i was about 6. i was breathless with anticipation, wondering how it changed from princess to superwoman when i said "for the honour of greyskull" or whatever it was... and in the cartoon you never saw her change back. how did that happen? how??
i was quivering with excitement when i opened the package.
yeah, so there are plastic accessories that you just pull off the doll yourself...
i was devastated!
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)
Oops
The moment I pressed 'post this message' I wondered if I'd done the equivilent of Spaced's "Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!". Apols.
OK, not sub-par. But it looks a bit shonky these days. I'm more a Tron fan these days...
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)
The moment I pressed 'post this message' I wondered if I'd done the equivilent of Spaced's "Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!". Apols.
OK, not sub-par. But it looks a bit shonky these days. I'm more a Tron fan these days...
( , Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)
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