Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Frankly, at 31, I'm still gutted that I can't use the Force.
- Jedi mind tricks on co-workers and bar staff
- Fingertip lightning with which to smite my enemies
- Magic jumping powers
- Choking chavs with my mind-powers
Admit it, it would have been awesome.
Stupid reality, I'm off back inside my brain.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 12:49, 3 replies)
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