My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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All Those Years ago...While I was at school I really fancied one girl...
Slim, pretty, blonde (quite smart too) and a very nice rack! :D
Being an awkward teenager I never asked her out or even said a few words.
After leaving school to go to college I had lost my V plates and gained buckets of confidence. I saw her again at the same college and thought "Great, here’s my chance!"
Walking up to her I saw that she had quite a short top on, showing off her flat and well tanned belly. On the approach I noticed something else that made me carry on walking and never look back....
She had a HAIRY BACK!!
It was those deceptive blonde hairs that you couldn't see until you were up close, but when you were she had enough hair to rival my own, and I’m sure its another unwritten rule to never go out with a girl with a hairier back than your own!!
So I proceeded to wank over the 'school girl' image I still had in the wank bank when she covered herself up and pretended I didn't know about the hairy back.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:17, Reply)
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