My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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BangkokI do a fair bit of business in Bankok. I sell muffleplugs that fit into car cigarette lighters. The Thai's love them.
Anyway, on one of my longer trips, I suddenly realise that my nuts need emptying. Indeed, it had been some months since I'd ejaculated some spunk out of my cock.
I decided to go out for a stroll down Pyngtonwow street in search of a whore.
I found one eventually - agreed a price, and we went up to her room, which was just above where we were standing. We get down to it, I'm mashing her tits and kissing her... then I reach down to cop a feel of her minge, and guess what???
She didn't have a cock!
I was well disappointed, I wanted something to tell my friends when I got home.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:42, 4 replies)
I know I am blonde and from Essex so therefore a bit dim.....But what the hell is a muffleplug?!?!?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 18:15, closed)
HrmI don't know what a muffleplug is either.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 19:55, closed)
Dudemuffleplug doesn't get a single google result.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 22:31,
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muffleplug?dunno. must be some sort of spoon.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)
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