Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Quite frankly I am now old and lazy
Fuck spending the best part of 15 minutes every morning poncing around with a razor and usually discombobulating parts of my fizzog, followed by pouring neat alcohol posing as aftershave into the gaping wounds!
I have been growing the full Brian Blessed for a couple of years now and it is blissfull.
I plan to retire soon, collecting nesting birds in my "Brian" and shouting at the TV.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 20:38, Reply)
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