Kinder Surprise!
Horrible chocolate, nasty little toy.

A double whammy of disillusionment.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, 10 replies)

What?!
Kinder chocolate is lovely! And a Kinder Egg has just the right amount.

The toys are bit crap, but it's better than nothing.
( Thinker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, closed)

@Thinker
It's a Bill Bailey reference.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)

Sometimes
I eat the toy out of spite.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, closed)

^^
I like to think of them as the eggs of numbing inevitability.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)

I like to order them in the third person
"Axeman Jim would like the eggs of numbing inevitability."
(Axeman Jim, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:28, closed)

*nods*
I actually made a Kinder Egg with a Creme Egg inside it once, for a friend.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)

You must be the best friend...
EVAR. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)

Maybe...
They didn't realise at first, as where I'd melted it back together it looked like it'd been mangled by a sticky-fingered retard.

And then it was badly re-wrapped too.
But the look of fantastic surprise when they cracked open the chocolate was well worth it.
( Cawl, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:41, closed)

Kinder Eggs are valuable life lessons
Just as pets (and their inevitable deaths) help children learn about bereavement, Kinder Eggs teach children that, in life, occasionally something will promise to be absolutely fantastic, but when you actually open it up, it's a bloody jigsaw.

Or a Sharky sodding Baba.
(costas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)

...
and the whole scene unfolded with a tedious inevitability
(fox_handybread, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)