My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Buying a flatJust bought a flat.
The way TV's shown it to me, you flounce about with stupid hair and a frilly coat and a few hundred quid and 8 hours later the whole place is done up and looking good AND your shares in B&Q have gone through the roof.
TV has clearly lied to me.
Well, it looks like it'll take a month or so to get it all done now. Stupid former owners and their godawful amateur DIY botch-jobs... who the fuck could cross-thread a lightbulb? More to the point, a Bayonet-cap lightbulb?!
Also, cabling bordering on the dangerous and a cupboard that seems to have been put in place to hide copious amounts of mould.
And we found hamster droppings in the sink, too.
And my shares in B&Q keep falling.
Gah.
So there you have it, folks- my biggest disappointment and it's only 2 days mine!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23,
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