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Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."

Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.

What's disappointed you lot?
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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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I just bought a "turkey salad" for 2 quid 50
It contained 4 (four) minute cuboid strips of turkey.

Four.


Edit: that taste shite.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:05, 21 replies)
That's fucking rubbish
On a similar food-related note, I got a Chinese the other day, took it on the bus to my mates house, got there, only to find I'd left the prawn crackers on the bus.
Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:15, closed)
@Kaol
dont the Chinese deliver round your way?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:18, closed)
Not where I was going, no
Bit rubbish.
Downside of living in the countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:18, closed)
weird eh?
I just moved to the country (outskirts of a city really) and theres a Chinese take away 5 mins away which doesnt deliver.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:20, closed)
It's a bit shit,
But the trees make up for it.

Also, the satisfaction of killing at least one animal on every car journey you make at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:24, closed)
@Kaol
and everythings cheaper.
and being not from there, you feel a little bit exotic.
and there's less people to hate (which is a dilemna).
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:29, closed)

That'll teach you to make a healthy option and not the pie option.

You know where you're at with pie...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:29, closed)
Well,
People to hate-wise, there're a few villages near me that're clearly full of inbreds.

One village is full of short, fat people.
The other is full of tall, skinny people.

I'm gonna cross-breed them and make an army of Super-Mutants to do my bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:30, closed)
Your bidding = remember prawn crackers
cool!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:33, closed)
@kaol
i'm medium height and fat. can i join your mutant breeding programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:34, closed)
Pretty much.
I could even send them out to get me Chinese, en-masse.
Which they could keep warm in their freakish meat-pockets.

EDIT: Smash Monkey, I'm sorry, but generations of inbreeding will create better results, quicker.
You're more than welcome to fuck the freaks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:35, closed)
Freak fucking
There's a couple of lonely lads needing just that in this QOTW. Fill yer boots, boys! Kaol's buying.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:38, closed)
@Kaol
Wouldn't that just produce a load of medium-sized people of below average intelligence?

If it's that sort of area maybe you should just cross-breed them with sheep. Might well make them slightly cleverer.
(Milo Minderbinder, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:51, closed)
Guybrush
It wouldn't if you get it right, as there's a principal called Hybrid Vigour.

If they're inbred enough, you'll get super-mutants.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:53, closed)
@Kaol
Is that like 'Tard Strength' ?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:04, closed)
In a word,
"Yes".

The lower the IQ, the mightier the 'tard fury!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:05, closed)
@ kaol
GO, GO, TARD FURY STORM!
*whirls arms in windmill motion*
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:11, closed)
In the special Olympics,
do special Olympian weight lifters lift more than regular Olympians cos of 'Tard Strength'?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:12, closed)
Hmm
So normal stature.

Below average intelligence to the extent they can't think for themselves.

Superstrength.

...

ZOMBIES!!!!!
(Milo Minderbinder, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:14, closed)
I dunno, I leave one message about a turkey salad
and in come the zombies.

I will make up for being all healthy by having a kebab later. That should zen the whole thing out.

And despite being in a decent sized town I miss good Chinese!
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:58, closed)
also
I usually keep a little box of ready-to-fry prawn crackers in the kitchen

motherfcuking NYOM
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:02, closed)

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