Ever read Dante's "Inferno"?
In the sixth level of Hell is the City of Dis. You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

The walls of Dis are guarded by fallen angels. The buildings of Dis which are mentioned are Mosques and furnaces. Dis is extremely hot. Punished within Dis are those whose lives were marked by active (rather than passive) sins: heretics, murderers, suicides, blasphemers, usurers, sodomites, panderers, seducers, flatterers, Simoniacs, sorcerors, barrators, hypocrites, thieves, false counsellors, schismatics, falsifiers and traitors.

Many times I've been told that I'm going to hell, so I imagine someone is planning on seeing me down there.

That is one Dis appointment I would rather miss.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:49, 10 replies)

wahey!
good pun!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:51, closed)

i'll see you down there!
save me a good seat, ok?

dante is my favourite name for a boy.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:05, closed)

is it because of 'Clerks'?
Dante is a little bit ghey these days though. I dont think you'd be doing him a favour.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)

Oooo! I can tell you've been working on that pun.
Flatterers. That would be you then : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:23, closed)

Haha, I'm clicking...
...but it should really be an "I smile while I groan at this" button =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:35, closed)

dere's more to Oirland
dan Dis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:39, closed)

@baz
no, it's because i always associate my mental picture of dante's inferno with mussorgsky's night on bald mountain, which is my favourite piece of music ever. the name dante has, to my mind, a touch of evilness about it, that's why i love it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:28, closed)

@ Smash Monkey
Yeah, but you is edukatid innit? Kids in school will eat the poor fucker alive.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, closed)

@BGB
Offhand I can see a half dozen things I might be sent there for.

It's a very good thing that I don't believe in Hell.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, closed)

@baz
i'd just have to send him to eton, then.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:23, closed)