My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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stephen fry reminded me of this about fannieswhen i finally got my sweaty little hand on some actual mimsy i was deeply shocked, and i have to say, a little disappointed to find there was a pubic bone involved.
I guess in my dirty little 12 or 13 year old mind i expected it to be yielding and squishy like a soft furry boobie with a conveniently squelchy hole involved.
It was the eighties at a scout / guide disco her name was Pauline, she had very long hair, a ra ra skirt, big knockers and glitter on her cheekbones.
i soon got over my shock by thinking to myself...
"she's letting me do it this is great!"
"she's letting me do it this is great!"
oops!
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 16:36,
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