
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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don't give up hope m8 i met a lass quite a long time ago n just became her friend even tho i saw her n my heart skipped a beat.
Her boyfrend didn't particularly appreciate the freiendship even tho i didn't have any dishonourable intentions, she wos just a real gud frend hu everytime i saw her took my breath away.
said boyfrend decided to jump me wid 3 of his m8s in a pub, I broke his nose and jaw n dislocated 1 of his m8s shoulders while myself retaining 100hp(I do mixed martial arts).
cue a long time of pointless relationships wid pretty grls durin which i had no intention of makin a move on the 1 that was always on my mind so to speak and one day she fones me up and says; look i havnt bin able to stop thinkin about u since i met u n its drivin me crazy, ive dumpd so-and-so 4 a chance wid u. u wana go owt sumtime.
fukin A best news i eva had
( , Tue 1 Jul 2008, 18:11, Reply)
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