Arse biscuits
This morning Mrs North suggested that we should call in sick to our respective employers and do naughty stuff to each other in bed all day. I declined because I've got a shedload of work on and I'd end up working the weekend if I don't get through it.

Now I'm in work I've found out that my boss isn't in today and before he left yesterday he sent me an email telling to stop what I'm working on. I have nothing to do today and I could be snuggling with the better half. Now that is disappointing :-(
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:43, 8 replies)

Go and
"Throw up" in the toilet.

Go home. Sorted!
( Cawl, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:44, closed)

Dont worry
I am taking good care of her.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:45, closed)

get the missus to call you in work
and report some 'emergency'. Appear all panicky in front of co-workers etc. Job done. You can make up a proper explanation later.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:46, closed)

*shakes fist at Mime*
I'll find you scoundrel!

I don't think I'll even bother making up an emergency. I think if there's damn all for me to do here I shall tell them that I'm off to 'do some research' at home where I'm less likely to be disturbed... As long as they don't ask me what my findings are tomorrow
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:50, closed)

I'd best be off then...
You have nice pillow cases btw :)

Enjoy your day!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:52, closed)

As long as you change the sheets before you leave
And fluff up the pillows. I like fluffed up pillows. And don't forget to leave a chocolate on them!

*leaves*
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:55, closed)

Then again
You could be tearing the secretary a new one.

Perhaps.
( slippery doctore, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:08, closed)

Quick
Go home! It's only 10.30!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:27, closed)