My Biggest Disappointment
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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( , Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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I'm a nice guy...
... sample conversation from my teens:
"Fancy going out one night?"
"Sorry, I'm busy that night."
"I've not mentioned what night."
From my twenties:
"You're a really lovely guy but I don't find you attractive that way." (Just to confuse matters, 15 yrs later we had kids together.)
From my thirties:
"Do you mind if I have sex with the guy I work with?" (Said by my g/f of 8 yrs a couple of weeks after her dads paid out a small fortune for a wedding reception venue. She had sex with him, the wedding never happened.)
From my fourties:
"I really love you, totally and utterly." Said by my beautiful wife.
The best things come to those who wait.
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... sample conversation from my teens:
"Fancy going out one night?"
"Sorry, I'm busy that night."
"I've not mentioned what night."
From my twenties:
"You're a really lovely guy but I don't find you attractive that way." (Just to confuse matters, 15 yrs later we had kids together.)
From my thirties:
"Do you mind if I have sex with the guy I work with?" (Said by my g/f of 8 yrs a couple of weeks after her dads paid out a small fortune for a wedding reception venue. She had sex with him, the wedding never happened.)
From my fourties:
"I really love you, totally and utterly." Said by my beautiful wife.
The best things come to those who wait.
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