Reminds me of a similarly decrepit joke…apologies in advance...

A lorry driver is tootling down the motorway one day whereupon he sees a sprightly young filly thumbing a lift. He stops to pick her up and soon discovers that she is horny as a stoat, and has a bit of a thing for lorry drivers. He starts to work his charm and sure enough, mere moments later, the two of them are bollock-necked in the back of his truck and about to get cracking…

“Oooh, put your finger in” She exclaims…sure enough, he does as asked.

“Mmmm, more fingers” She cries…he pops in a couple more digits…

“Put your whole hand in” She moans…”Erm….ok” he says, and complies

“And the other hand” she pleads…he does this.

“Now put your foot in” She asks…at this point he starts to worry a bit but still does as he’s asked.

“Oh yeah…now the other foot” She murmurs…he slides it in.

“More..more…..MORE!!!” She demands..

Next thing he knows, he’s fully inside her and as he looks around, he notices another bloke already in there!

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” He asks the man…

…

“I’m looking for my fucking lorry!”

Baddum-tish…I’m here all week, try the veal etc…
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:33, Reply)