My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Perhaps he has the sex-drive of a tortoiseor was intimidated, or a bit on the gay side, or an arogant bad-mannered loser with no real ability to be in an interesting and fulfilling relationship. Or maybe, whilst on the tube, something shiney distracted him and he fell over and he hurt his knee very much. And he cried and cried but nobody came.
I'm sure there's a slap-coated fake-tan cellulite beast out there for him, with the laugh of a braying spak donkey and the IQ of phlegm.
He has no respect for the Becky! Burn him. Burn him real bad.
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