My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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I pissed on his (suede) shoe onceat a party in the Virgin HQ. Funnily enough he was quite miserable about that, too, the smelly* midget...
*I have to say I didn't notice any stench on that occasion. Although I'm more than happy to claim I did.
PS, PF, sure you don't mean 'patchouli' oil?
EDIT: or is 'reeking of petunia oil' code for 'there was a whiff of lavender about him'? He married Meg Matthews FFS, she does look like a man/horse...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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