
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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If i am ever able to buy my own house. The first thing I will do will be to seal a skeleton dressed as a builder in the wall.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 18:42, 4 replies)

Give him a frilly apron to top off the outfit. And a strategically placed rampant rabbit.
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Cradle of Filth front man, Dani Filth, has a skeleton buried underneath his kitchen floor
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 22:09, closed)

because I feel bad that I am eventually going to steal your idea.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2008, 21:19, closed)
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