DIY disasters
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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If - as it seems- DIY sex is the order of the day.
I once decided to fuck one of those pots of ready to eat jelly.
I didn't take the laws of displacement into account, so on the first thrust the jelly shot out all over the bed.
I was staying in a hotel at the time.
Fucksocks.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 19:24, Reply)
I once decided to fuck one of those pots of ready to eat jelly.
I didn't take the laws of displacement into account, so on the first thrust the jelly shot out all over the bed.
I was staying in a hotel at the time.
Fucksocks.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 19:24, Reply)
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