DIY disasters
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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absolutely!
a photo is required evidence of your truthfulness!
Are you trying to loose any weight? in which case I wouldn't get it seen to until it's digested enough calories that you otherwise would have eaten. Once you get down to your ideal weight this is how you kill the tapeworm (no harsh chemicals required)
1. for 5 days stick a hard boiled egg up your bum, wait 2 minutes, then push a nice cookie/biscuit up there.
2. on the 6th day get a friend to help, take two bricks. Push the hardboiled egg up the chute but this time have your friend wait with the two bricks. After 2 1/2 mins when the tape worm sticks his head (scolex) out and enquires as to the whereabouts of his cookie the friend smashes the bastards head between the two bricks.
howzat!
( , Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:40, Reply)
a photo is required evidence of your truthfulness!
Are you trying to loose any weight? in which case I wouldn't get it seen to until it's digested enough calories that you otherwise would have eaten. Once you get down to your ideal weight this is how you kill the tapeworm (no harsh chemicals required)
1. for 5 days stick a hard boiled egg up your bum, wait 2 minutes, then push a nice cookie/biscuit up there.
2. on the 6th day get a friend to help, take two bricks. Push the hardboiled egg up the chute but this time have your friend wait with the two bricks. After 2 1/2 mins when the tape worm sticks his head (scolex) out and enquires as to the whereabouts of his cookie the friend smashes the bastards head between the two bricks.
howzat!
( , Sat 5 Apr 2008, 2:40, Reply)
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