DIY disasters
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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Gordon Browns Arsehole, reminds me too...
When my parents bought an old cottage in the 1970s which had been 'renovated' by a team of Farmers who turned their hand to building.
The job was shite, so my parents set about re-renovating it, and removed the woodchip wallpaper in the lounge to be greeted by the words "DEREK IS A CUNT" in 5 foot high lettering painted over the plaster in white emulsion.
I was 5, I didnt know what it meant.
( , Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:02, Reply)
When my parents bought an old cottage in the 1970s which had been 'renovated' by a team of Farmers who turned their hand to building.
The job was shite, so my parents set about re-renovating it, and removed the woodchip wallpaper in the lounge to be greeted by the words "DEREK IS A CUNT" in 5 foot high lettering painted over the plaster in white emulsion.
I was 5, I didnt know what it meant.
( , Sat 5 Apr 2008, 9:02, Reply)
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