DIY disastersI just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.
Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.
Tell us of your own DIY disasters.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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ah, class warsI wondered how a cointreau story (even a genuinely entertaining chcb story) made 71 replies!
All this "shaaattt it youuuu schlaaaaaagg" talk has reminded me...
Defendant in the mags this week maintained he hadn't punched his partner, just "pushed his fist against her face".
In cross examination, he said "nah, cos if I punched 'er right, she'd be fuckin' spark out on the floor, innit? I mean, she saw this *waves enormous tattooed fist*, and she KNEW she was gettin' it".
I was in a courtroom full of people, and *i* felt scared!
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