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I just can't do power tools. They always fly out of control and end up embedded somewhere they shouldn't. I've no idea how I've still got all the appendages I was born with.

Add to that the fact that nothing ends up square, able to support weight or free of sticking-out sharp bits and you can see why I try to avoid DIY.

Tell us of your own DIY disasters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:19)
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Loads of stories, too lazy to post,
but 3 of my favourite diy adventures are

Audrey Hepburn (young)
Debbie Harry (young)
Miki Berenyi
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:02, 4 replies)
I look like a fat Audrey Hepburn...
Will I do!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:44, closed)
Will you do?
Um, will you do what?

Then perhaps an answer will be forthcoming
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:54, closed)
Will I do as wanking fodder.....
What else would I have meant.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:59, closed)
Ooooooh.... Debbie Harry
*rubs thighs*

My older brother had a poster of her on his bedroom wall. I completely understand why.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:25, closed)

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