DIY Surgery
Majoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
This one time I was rolling a joint at a Suzanne Vega concert
And I got a paper cut on my pinky.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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I read that as paper clip
and was thoroughly confused.
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CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:16,
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I read that as winky, which confused me even more
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insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11,
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Did you tell everyone
you walked into a door?
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:08,
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Hahahahaha
Clumsy - that's my problem. Everyone says it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:54,
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