You're supposed to use lime, not lemon, you uncultured buffoon.
...sounds proper rough.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:29, 3 replies)

Fack, really?
I'll let Geoffrey know tonight

Thanks
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:31, closed)

Fuck off.
Lime is what they serve to idiots in wannabe cocktail bars. Adults use lemon and always have done.

Jesus. Are people actually starting to think that lime is the sophisticated choice?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:43, closed)

Depends on the brand of gin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 17:08, closed)

Yeah. It really doesn't.
It depends whether you're a prick chav in an untucked Ben Sherman shirt finking e is well sofisticated wiv a lime innit oo look chevawne e can juggle a bottle ere do you want another ice tea it's just cheap vodka and coke wiv a couple if straws in it innit
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 18:56, closed)

^^exactly this
If I'd been served lemon instead of lime in my G&T I'd have glassed some cunt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:43, closed)

I hope you're under 20 otherwise you're a dirty fucking chav.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:47, closed)