Ok, fair point on French beer.
But, like the good Doc said, Beaththewife ain't French.
And if you'd prefer the watery piss that is Tennants to a good solid pint of loopy-juice, you are clearly a denty-brained mong.
A denty-brained mong that CAN'T EVEN DRINK LIKE A MAN.
Do you have it in a half-pint glass? With a FUCKING UMBRELLA IN IT?
YOU UTTER, UTTER POOF.
Although I do think there's good reason to burn down parliament for the cunts making Stella now get watered down from it's formerly at some point after the 8 or 9th pint psychosis-inducing 5.1% to what it is now.
Cunts
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:18, 1 reply)

All that being said, my lager of choice these days is Budweiser.
Feel free to scorn.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:19, closed)

*points and laughs*
Way to invalidate any opinion you may hold on any form of alcoholic refreshment, stuj.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:49, closed)

You may mock, but you heve never tasted my GENIUS invention of Captain Morgan's Spicy Rum wih Passion Fruit Sunny Delight.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:58, closed)

Rum, food colouring, and sugar.
Do you work for Bacardi?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:53, closed)