I'd be afraid to throw ping pong balls at strippers...
...in case they find a way to fire them back at me.

Ahem.

Moving on.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:30, 1 reply)

Still better than
a 2/3 full can of Fosters.
(username failed moderation, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:33, closed)

I'm given to understand...
...that *anything* is better than 2/3 can of Fosters for *anything*.

But I could be wrong.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:39, closed)

This brings back memories;
The PoT used to be our local when we went up to the Royal Tournament. It used to have a stuffed kangaroo hanging from the ceiling.

I remember taking a policewoman I was trapping in there one Sunday afternoon and, being in July and rather warm she fainted.

I raised her legs like the good little medical person I was and and the twats nicked her shoes!

Some brilliant times in there and the Church.
(Docofair, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 1:37, closed)