Dodgy boozers
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
( , Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
( , Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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Cairn Ryan.
I walked into the pub, it went a bit quiet. The place was full of fishermen. No women. not even as staff.
I ordered a pint, then I too got the whooarrghjimmie, but I could just about translate.
Wghoogharrrghdooinerejimmie was 'What brings you to these parts?'. A whiskey was presented, so I drank it.
This seemed to go on, as if it was a successful game of get the young English greebo pished, then, when I was utterly pished, I found I could understand them all perfectly, and they me. All it takes to understand Jock, and speak it fluently is too much alcohol.
( , Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I walked into the pub, it went a bit quiet. The place was full of fishermen. No women. not even as staff.
I ordered a pint, then I too got the whooarrghjimmie, but I could just about translate.
Wghoogharrrghdooinerejimmie was 'What brings you to these parts?'. A whiskey was presented, so I drank it.
This seemed to go on, as if it was a successful game of get the young English greebo pished, then, when I was utterly pished, I found I could understand them all perfectly, and they me. All it takes to understand Jock, and speak it fluently is too much alcohol.
( , Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
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