Dodgy boozers
Just a vagabond writes, "I once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me 'OI! BIG NOSE!' and then ask coyly 'Fancy a fight?'"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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chthonic, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 12:32)
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"You were not allowed more than two small glasses of beer at a time nor could you hold a beer while standing."
That actually seems quite sensible.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:33,
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You appalling fucking AIDS.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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I do wonder how you'd get from the bar to your seat, though.
Maybe Canadians are skilled at scooting along on their bottoms?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:19,
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You had to be served
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:28,
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Count me in!
Table service in the pub is great - found that out in Amsterdam, a quick nod to the barkeep, and more beer comes your way.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:57,
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Continental woofter.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:13,
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What can I say?
I like my trips to the pub to be relaxing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:53,
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As long as you stay in the back lounge and drink sherry with the other ladies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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So long as you're content to ferry drinks and empties back and forth,
I'll be content to entertain the ladies with tales of my manly exploits.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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'drinks' plural?
Nonononono. One small glass and you make it last.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:32,
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The surly staff are really undermining this theoretical pub.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:06,
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We tolerate dogs and Irish.
Don't expect us to tolerate lezzers and women's libbers too.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:09,
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