I find that invariably, the best way to stop me doing something is to oblige me to do it.
I was a keen writer, so started a career in the media.

The glamour of journalism and producing copy loses its shine when you've got an editor telling you to have 500 words from four different angles on their desk by lunchtime.

We split the band up when we got to the point where we'd far rather stay in the pub than go and rehearse.

My photography is increasingly being sought by various people as prints and for calendars and things.

Putting together a portfolio has now become a chore.

I just hope word of my bedroom prowess doesn't get out, as then I'll probably go off sex.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:25, 10 replies)

If it helps to motivate you
I think that everything you have ever done is shit and you should probably just die or something.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:28, closed)

Not really.
Sadly your personal opinion means absolutely nothing to me, and I've got you on Ignore.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:31, closed)

Sorry, I have to do this.


Well it was either that or Ooooh Viennaaaaaaa!!"
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:39, closed)

What ...
redex?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:55, closed)

I can't believe you'd bully somebody who's been on the naughty step since 2004.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:49, closed)

best stay mediocre in the sheets then
but become a massive wank fan and simple follow your previous and get so good at it that you put your self of
failing that ask sandettie for his paint shaker
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:32, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:48, closed)

apart from the hat and monkey that could be me
im impressed
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, closed)

500 words
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Frankly, that was piss easy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:04, closed)

sex masturbation
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:23, closed)