One night only.
Not long after I got my first car, my elder brother worked for a few months delivering takeaway. One night something came up and if offered me his shift so I could make a few quid.

This particular establishment didn't enjoy a good reputation for hygiene and I was soon to learn the facts of the matter. I needed a piss twice that night the first time i'd just made a drop so stopped in a quiet street and watered someones wheelie bin. The second time though, I was in the shop and couldn't wait long enough to get back out. I asked and was directed upstairs. The dingey steps let to what I think was once a flat. It was now a decrepit smelly storage space. On lights worked so I stumbled around in the dim glow from the street lights outside. Next to the gag inducing toilet (on lie or seat, not that i'd need either) was a bath filled with fetid water and pre-cut chips. I mean really close together.

Yes I did. Their product really did suit their reputation that night, although I doubt it needed any help from me.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, 6 replies)

this is an amazing post
coherant and complately hilorious. Thamnk you for tacking the time to share.
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, closed)

Annoyingly
I think there is actually a semi interesting story buried in that virtually unreadable string of words.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:31, closed)

I think he pissed on someone's chips.

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:57, closed)

4!
Four predictive gaffes and a couple of "i"s. Well stamp a semicolon into my forehead with your special issue jackboots. Ffs.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:17, closed)

i like this even more than your original story

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:00, closed)

SPELL SPELL KARTOFFELKOPF!!!!
But seriously though, that was nasty, not to mention unhygeinic.

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:44, closed)