
Chthonic asks: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? Or perhaps you are the boss and would like to confess.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36)
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As an ex cellar man, we used to (in all 10 or so pubs I worked in around central London) put all lager and bitter back in the barrels (2 buckets, one for bitter, one lager).
You'd filter both- larger was never a problem- degas the barrel using a grundy head with no pipes. But if bitter (real ale) was cloudy after a couple of filters, then chuck in a pint of tonic water.
The breweries knew exactly what was going on (they supplied the filter paper!)- this was with Bass and Scottish and Newcastle.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, 2 replies)

You'd chuck it into a Guinness barrel- get it near full of rancid off beer- chuck in a bottle of black food colouring and bingo, you've a dead Guinness barrel- dray would pick it up, one credit note, job done.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, closed)

and lemonade works too.
Never ceased to amaze me when people said "Mmmm, nice pint that." when I'd served them a cloudy, rancid pint of recycled barley juice.
( , Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:46, closed)
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