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Chthonic asks: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? Or perhaps you are the boss and would like to confess.

(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36)
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My boss used to pay me to fuck her daughter.
Only she called it "babysitting." But we all know what she meant
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:03, 13 replies)

(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:29, closed)
Not really...
She was 32, just with very severe learning difficulties.

What do you call that?
Apart from lucky...
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:46, closed)
No need for lube when she can just drool on his penis, eh?

(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:54, closed)
Make for some funky hand jobs
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:10, closed)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha nice one.
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:01, closed)
"That doesn't look like a window."
"It doesn't matter, lick it anyway."
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:48, closed)
"Rape" springs to mind...
As per the Sexual Offences Act 2003, sec 1.1(1) and sec 30.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:48, closed)
I notice it specifically says "he"
Can a woman not commit rape? I can get a sex change and just go on a rapin' spree...
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:21, closed)
Under UK law,
"rape" specifically applies to penetration with the penis. So it's possible to commit rape if, and only if, you have a penis.

It seems to have been possible for a woman to be convicted of rape before the 2003 law, though; and Germaine Greer wrote an interesting piece a couple of years ago arguing that the very idea of rape ought to be abandoned on the grounds that it gives a strangely high status to the penis that it really doesn't merit.
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:06, closed)
You've obviously never seen MY penis

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:42, closed)
I strongly suspect that Germaine Greer has never seen an erect penis

(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 11:43, closed)
Rape means penetration with a penis?
At least the colonies have one up on you on something. Here in the States, the laws are state specific. Quote from findlaw.com about Tennessee:

"The crime of rape (or "first-degree sexual assault" in some states) generally refers to non-consensual sexual intercourse that is committed by physical force, threat of injury, or other duress. A lack of consent can include the victim's inability to say "no" to intercourse, due to the effects of drugs or alcohol. Rape can occur when the offender and victim have a pre-existing relationship (sometimes called "date rape"), or even when the offender is the victim's spouse."
(, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:25, closed)
Rape rape rape
(, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:16, closed)

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