You bum dogs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:01, 1 reply)

A quick check reveals that....
... indeed, no-one had made that joke in the first ten minutes. Come to that, this would appear to be the only post with the word "Essex" in the punchline.

Next time, try to post something funny, or at least clever.
(gordonjcp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 8:45, closed)

A quick check reveals that...
this was done in the first two hours and has the benefit of being funnier and cleverer than yours.

www.b3ta.com/questions/dodgyworkethics/post1270123

And the reason you haven't found any other Essex punchlines is that everyone else has realised that it is a shitty obvious joke. You alone appear not to have done. So congratulations on being shitter than every other B3tan. That's really an impressive feat.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:34, closed)

And he bums dogs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:52, closed)

Well, yes, that too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 9:52, closed)

I can't believe you'd suggest that he bums dogs.
Do you have any evidence that he bums dogs? Because that's the sort of scurrilous dog-bumming rumour that has ruined the internet experience for honest, decent dog bummers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:12, closed)

Of course i have evidence.
Any experienced dog bummer knows the lingo. I can't believe you are talking about dog bumming and don't even know what a 'fleet of bakery vans' is code for.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:17, closed)

I'm more of a horse licker.
They make an incredibly satistfying slappy slurp noise when you get them proper worked up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:20, closed)